Should i try out for volleyball or field hockey?

I would say you shouldn't play a sport because you're a self admitted lazy bum, and the only reason you want to play a sport is for a jersey from your school. No offense intended, but you'll just drive the other girls crazy and make them annoyed that they're there because they WANT to play and love the sport, which ever it is. If you hate sports, exercise, and anything that gets you off your lazy butt, then do everyone a favor, and do not play a sport.